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Sunday, December 11th, 2005
11:47 pm
Weiner Six: Butt Watch
Wutz up. I just wanted to talk about my new favorite game, "Rainboy Six: Eagles Watch." IN THIS GAME you play as a bunch of ghosts who go around and shoot things with invisible laser powers and gun sounds. I must say, I had my doubtz when I first got it for my birthday, because I was like, "What the fuc-k? Who wants to play a game where you are like: 'Hey, look! An eagle.'" My neighbor watches birds and also sometimes asks me to come over and look at his 'Heavy Metal' comics and I'm pretty sure that's all his does because I never see him do anything else. But check it: instead, I put the game in my Dreamcast and all the sudden shit went nuts. I started pressing buttons and turning on and off nightvision.

an ingame money shot

Probably my favorite part of the game is when you have to go into a train and shoot couches and my brother started screaming that he wanted to play, and I wuz gettin' pretty P'd off and so I took the dreamcats and hit him in the mouth with it and he started bleeding and my mom said "what the fuck" and she NEVER swears.

This game is awesome butt you don't have to take my word for it.

Current Mood: FUCK YEAH
Sunday, December 4th, 2005
6:43 pm
JUST CALL ME DEPPTHROATZ0RZ
Yo, fagz. Guess wat. My friend found dis conversation FOR REAL btwn President George Faggotbush and Dickhead FartCheney on teh intarwebz AIM (I USE DEAD AIM BECUZ I AM TEH HAXORZ)!!! It is teh t2 of dem talkin' bout blown' up IRAWQ AND SHIT I SWEAR THIS IS REAL WE FOUND IT IN HTE WHITE HOUSE!!!!!! READ ON if you want to hear secrets.....

GeorgeBush21: Yo. What's up?
DCheneymoney: Hey. just playing some xboxes.
GeorgeBush21: Oh, kewl. Did you bet Halo2 yet?
GeorgeBush21: I mean beat.
DCheneymoney: No, I am at this part wheres theres all these cloaked Elite and they come out of nowhere and it's so hard because I am almost out of rockets.
GeorgeBush21: Oh, kewl. Yo, so what should we do about Iraq, cause that's like Halo2.
DCheneymoney:Yeah, listen. There's intelligence from Iraq saying that there's all these weapons of mass desctruction (sp?)
GeorgeBush21: :-O
DCheneymoney: I really think we should go there and tear shit up.
GeorgeBush21: We should send Master Chief lol.
DCheneymoney: LMAO I wish it were that easy
GeorgeBush21: have you seen this video?
GeorgeBush21: http://www.ebaumsworld.com/nutrigrainad.html
GeorgeBush21: it's hilarious
DCheneymoney: No, I'll watch it later, but we seriously need to figure out how many troops we're going to need to send in. Maybe even a draft?
GeorgeBush21: :-\ I dunno, maybe we could send in lots of tanks. How many tanks do we have?
DCheneymoney: I dunno, I'll google it. A land war would be costly and time consuming though.
GeorgeBush21: I FEEL GREAT!
DCheneymoney: What?
GeorgeBush21: It's from the video. Did you watch it yet?
DCheneymoney: No.
GeorgeBush21: 8===========|)
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GeorgeBush21: 8===========|)
DCheneymoney: Stop that
GeorgeBush21: 8===========|)
GeorgeBush21: 8===========|)
DCheneymoney: 8===============|)
GeorgeBush21: 8===========|)
DCheneymoney: Let's cyber.

Holy shit, that was awesome.

Current Mood: I mean, metallica
Thursday, October 20th, 2005
7:36 pm
ROFLMOTHERFUCKINGCOPTOR!!!!!!!!11
EVERY1 NEEDS TO CHECK OUT THIS VIDEO RIGHT NOW IT IS SWEEPING THE INTARWEBZ AND MAKING EVERYONE GO LOL (datz Laugh out side 4 all j00 newbz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! J00 N00BZ!!!!!!!!!!!!)

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8153839840318976234&q=poop

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



UPDATE, YO:
I WAS WRONG THIS NEW VIDEO IS KING FO THE INFORMATIONS SUPERHIGHWAY VIDEOS:::::


http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4814810996165098620


LMAO!!!!! ^-^ HAHAHA I BET AL GORE DIDNT EVEN KNOW THAT THE INTERNET WAS GOING TO GET SO AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Current Mood: calm
Wednesday, September 28th, 2005
2:56 pm
Brothers and Sisters, Take Up Arms and Follow Me!
OMFG!!! RIght now every1 needs to take a look (with ur eyes) @ this website: www.destinyusa.com

Maybe now u r saying "Dat looks pretty cool! Where do I sign up? Also, I am hungry." WELL I WILL BE THE FIRST TO TELL YOU DO NOT SIGN UP!!! DO YOU WANT OUR CHILDREN LIVING IN BUBBLES LIKE HAMSTERS!!?! Maybe you do! I do not, though. Maybe soon the government will shrink our children and they will live with hamsters in bubbles and they will have to fight the hamsters for food pellets! WHY ARE OUR CHILDREN EATING FOOD PELLETS?!? This is something I will not stand for, and u shuldnt either if you want to have real babies and not little hamsterbabies. If you have a hamsterbaby you will not be able to hug it because it is too small and your large fibias would crush it. Maybe they will even be furry and have squeaky voices. Sure, this will be funny for a while, but then they will get made fun of at school, and the bullies will crush them with their normal-sized fibias.
Sign my petition to stop destiny usa right now!!!!


This Baby is in Danger!!!!

Current Mood: pensive
Friday, September 16th, 2005
1:06 am
NICK AND FRANK AND LIVEAWESOME
.HELELO! TOday was a pretty swell day i gues maybe ok!. I ate some asian cuisine and a lot of cluck U!@ I alsol found a free poster inside my frosted flakessssssssssssssssss! I GOT A whole cup of mild sauce mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!$T LOVE NICK@!#$

poopies

I ATE A WHOLE CUP OF NICK INSIDE A BOX OF FROSTED FLAKES. ALSO< nick called me and told me he was a gayhead and I said ok and he said no really and then we decided not to be friends anymore and I found a parrot and we decided to be friends and he would help me find treasure. And nick claled me on his batphone and said he was sorry he was a gayhead and I said maybe it would be ok if he gave me a pokemon and then he agreed but he still has to give me a pikachu so I dunno. Listen: don't go near a skunk.

Current Mood: PF-0
Tuesday, September 13th, 2005
5:27 pm
Searching for Ralph Macchio...
Mayb sum of u remember Ralph Macchio! I know I do! Remember him! He started in such classics as "Karate Kid", "Karate Kid 2", and "Ralph Macchio Saves Christmas." He was very good in all these films, and almost became president, but THEN GUESS WHAT EVERY1 READING THIS!!! HE DISAPPAREARED OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH!! Many maintained that he was brought into space to fight in the Great Vespian Gas Wars. THIS IS AN INCORRECT STATEMENT! Yesterday I looked out my window and saw him! I tried to take a picture, but he swept my leg. Here is the picture I tried to take:

Oh yeah, Mr. Miyagi was there, too

As you can clearly see, it is Ralph Macchio training karate!!!11 I wish the picture came out better, but I think Ralph broke the camera. Maybe he will be hanging out in my bushes again soon ( I hope ^-^) I WILL UPDATE THE MACCHIOWATCH as neccessary!!!!11111
Monday, September 12th, 2005
3:32 pm
GR8 NEWZ 4 Harry Pootter Fans!!!
It looks like there will be some alterations to the newest adaption of the Harry Potter series, as actor Chris Tucker will now be joining the ranks. Now, not only will audiences be treated to magic and wizardry, but cross-culture zaniness as well. Rumor has it one scene features Harry Potter trying to play his wizard music on Chris Tucker's radio, and Chris Tucker says, "Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouf?!?" HAHAHA of course he doesn't, Chris! You're African-American and he's a wizard! Oh boy, hilarity will certainly ensue when Chris finds Harry's wand and says, "What is this? A stick? You collect sticks?" Then maybe he says something about how Harry Potter is white and can't dance! HAHAHA! Just take a look at this scene:

He has a very large mouth

BUSES?!?! WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT, CHRIS? I don't know which is funnier, Chris's zany antics in a world he can't understand, or Harry's shock and appall when he realizes that THEIR TWO WORLDS JUST DON'T MIX.
On a side note, this will also be the last of the Harry Potter movies, as in the final scene, Chris Tucker unhinges his jaw and swallows Voldermont whole.

Current Mood: irate
Sunday, July 3rd, 2005
3:55 pm
Fireworks, yo!
I know I am a little early, but I am very VERY Xcited 2 talk aboot the Independence day also known as "El Dia de los Muertes." It is a celebration of the day The Fresh Prince of Bel Air and Jeff Goldblum drove a plane into a British spaceship. Originally, DJ Jazzy Jeff was supposed to be the Prince's copilot, but since he gets airsick pretty easily, the Freshest Prince chose the next best Jeff. They went up into the air with the Millenium Falcon and went to Britan's mothership and then Will Smith got scared but Bill Pullman told him to use the force and then he and Chewbacca blew up the reactor core. This is why we no longer have to pay taxes on Boston tea.

In &apos;Parents Just Don&apos;t Understand&apos; We Trust

We celebrate Independence Day by shooting up fireworks that symbolize the mothership exploding and also barbecuing meat effigies of Britan's Queen. I don't think Britan likes this holiday very much, but then again, they should have protected their reactor core better. Suck on my Big Ben, Limeys. Peace out.

Current Mood: full
Wednesday, June 15th, 2005
12:47 pm
THERE IS THE Beginnings OF A BANTMAN!!!!
HELLO AND GOOD AFTERNOON (OR EVEN GOODNIGHT OR GOODMORNING DEPENDING ON WHen this is being read!!!)!!!))))
I saw last night a very good movie and it was called Batman Begins. It is called this because in the movie, Batman starts to happen...in other words, he begins. I bet right now you are saying "BUT FRANK! YOU GET TO SEE HIM BEGIN IN SOME OF THE OTHER MOVIES!" AND IN RESPONSE I AM saying "WEll, yes. But guesss what, Johnathan? In this movie he is beginning THE WHOLE TIME." The whole movie is about Batman getting a bunch of gadgets and a car and leveling up and his mom getting shot. It is a pretty accurate portrayl, except I don't remember Morgan Freeman being in the comics.

Morgan Freeman was EGGCELLENT in Batman

The only part that was dumb about this movie was Katie Holmes. She kept wanting Batman to do it to her, but you could tell he didn't really care. The WHOLE TIME she would be like, "Yo, Batman. It's what's inside that counts and other gay shit that doesn't have to do with punching people. Make sure to be a good person." And then Batman would look at her with his crazy Bateyes and say, "Leave me alone, you fucking Scientoligist. Can't you see I'm trying to practice with my Batarang?"
However, there is still a lot of good things happening in this movie, like explosions and people screaming. Sometimes people even shoot guns. I give it three stars, a pinecone, and a thumbs up. Fare thee well. I mean, peace out.

Current Mood: Batastic, yo!
Thursday, May 5th, 2005
5:12 pm
OMFG WELCUm 2 TEH REAL WORDL
Deear doodz,
Our first year of college is almost up!!! FOR SOME IT IS EVEN UP ALREADY and summar has tstarted. but guess wat? Before we even no it, COLLEGE WILL BE OVER AND WE WILL ALL HAVE TO GET JOBS AND HAVE BABIES AND LIVE IN HOUSES AND prolly even go grocery shopping and eat cornflakes. THIS IS BOTH EXCITING AND SCARY. Serously, I liek going to college and not having to worry about things like electricity or monsters. BUT at some point, we will all have to graduate and enter the real world. THIS IS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE:

HOLY CRAP GET READY

I DONT NO about u but I DONT THINK I AM ready i dont even know karate. Listen, I just wanted 2 remind u all dat our time here is finite, and we must do our best 2 enjoy it while it lasts BEFORE WE ARE OLD AND HAVE TO EAT OATMEAL OUT OF STRAWZ!!!!11
Take care of yourself, d00dz...don't eat oatmeal until you have to. PEACE.

Current Mood: contemplative
Tuesday, April 26th, 2005
3:12 pm
WAT IS A FACBOK U ASK?
Good afternoon ladiez n gentlemens, 2day I wuz just tinkin' about how awsum facebook is. A facebook is a place where every1 can go 2getha n see how many friendz dey really have. U can den c how u no otha people by looking through facebook and it says "YOU HAVE 605928 FRIENDS IN COMMON WITH THIS PERSON" I ALREADY HAVE LIEK 7 friendz wich is pretty good except I don't know one of dem. HERE IS A DIAGRAM OF HOW FACEBOOK WORKZ.::::::::

WHY IS GODZILLA FRIENDS WITH THAT LITTLE GIRL???

U CAN CLEARLY SEE WHY A FACEBOOK WAS CREATED! IT IS 2 BRING US ALL CLOSER 2GETHER AS A PEOPLE N I THINK WHOEVER INVENTED FACEBOOKS SHOULD GET A NOBEL PEACE PRIZE. MAYBE EVEN 2...liek teh american 1 and teh french one. Newayz, I am going to go maek a myspace. PAYCE OFF!

Current Mood: FACEBOOK!!!!11
Friday, April 1st, 2005
3:14 am
THIS ENTRY IS ABOUT ANIME!
HELLO. I WOULD LIKE TO TELL YOU ABOUT SOME THINGS. THIAT thing is anime!!! ANIME IS THE BEST THING EVER. ANIMAE CAN MAKE YOU HAPPY OR SAD OR ALSO HAVE ACTION. INT HIS PICVTURE THAT I DREW, goku is fighting a super saying. THIS IS ANIME!!!!!!

GOKU!!!

I DREW THAT IMAGE BY MYSELF IN PAINT!!! I T IS A GOOD PICTURE ABOUT DRAGONBALLZ THE BEST ANIME EVER EVEN BETTTER THAN OTHER ANIMES!!!! IF YOU DO NOT LIKE ANIME U R PROLLY GAY!!!! PROLLY GAY!!!!!!!!! THE OTHER DAY ME AND MY FRIEND MARK WERE WALKING AROUND IN THE WOODS AND WE SAW A TURTLE!!! THE TURTLE WAS WALKING AROUND ALL CRAZY SO I DREW A ANIMe PICTURE OF THE TURTLE THIS IS THE PICTURE OF THE TURTLE IN ANIME!!!!

ANIME TURTLE

LOOK AT THAT!!! THAT IS THE TURTLE IN THE WOODS WITH ANIME POWER!!! THIS Is why anime is the best because it can communcate so much so easily. I f I were an art, I would want to be anime.

Current Mood: fucking drunk
Wednesday, March 30th, 2005
11:40 pm
Hello, every1. I would liek to take a time 2 tell you all about teh best game there was ever made. IT IS EVERQUEST 2 AND THE GAME IS CALLED EVERQUEST 2. IN THIS GAme, you start by selecting a parson to be. YOU CAN BE WIZARDS AND ELVES and warriors. ALso, you can be elves. If YOU WANT, you person can even be a woman with boobs (and probably a vagina.) AFTER YOU MAKE YOUR PERSON YOU GO ON QUESTS. HERE IS JUST SOME OF THE EXCITING WAITING FOR YOU IN THE GAME EVERWUEST 2::

Look at the awesome

IN THIS PICTURE MY CHARACTER IS BATTLING A SCORPIAN SO I CAN GAIN LEVELS AND Become better. after i defeat teh scorpian i can fight more scorpians, eventually fighting bigger scorpians. THis is not unlike the game Scorpian Hunter for the playstation1. BUT THAT IS NOT ALL. LATER YOU CAN GET TREASURE AND EVEN FIGHT DRAGONS!!! LOOK!!!!

OH NO A DRAGON

I give this game an A+ because you can see dragons and elf boobs.

Current Mood: awake
Sunday, February 27th, 2005
11:10 pm
Look at how fucking emo I am
Hey d00dz! Most of u dont no, but I liek 2 write poetry sumtimez, liek when I am feeling emotionz and want to put those emotionz down onto paper (usually notebook paper, but if I can't find that I use printer paper but my dad yells at me cuz printer paper is expensive he says and sometimes if hes had a hard day at the coalmine and drank some he gets out his belt and swings it around and breaks moms china that she has out on the shelves and mom locks herself in her room and cries but dad says thats just because of her PMS). I hope u guyz liek dis 1 becuz usually my poetry inst any good but I really lieked dis one. It is aboutfeeling lonely sumtimez cuz I think we all feel lonely even movie stars liek Brad Pitt. LIEK I BEt sumtimes he is in his house and tinks "I may be extremely good looking and can have sexual intercourse with just about any woman I want, but I am really just masking my own insecurities about my intellect by making up for it in other areas." NEWAyz here is teh poem: (it is called TRANSPARENT BLOOD FROM MY VEINS OF SOORROW)


Teh sun is a circle.
A CIRCLE of FIRE!
THe Zebras seek sheleter unda the trees.
The shade is comforting (my friend Billy J. helped me spell taht word)
BUT THE LIEONZ STILL FIND THEM
AND EAT THEIR FACES
WITH THEIR SHARP TEETH
WILL THEY EVER FIND PEACE?
WILL THEY EVER?
I am lonely.

Current Mood: accomplished
Tuesday, February 22nd, 2005
10:14 pm
MY WORLD HAS CUM 2 AN END!!
Guess wat guyz. I will tell you wat in case uve been living under a rock or in a cellar....a cellar unda a rock. Pretty much teh worst thing in da world since teh dinosaurs bombed Perl Harbor happened!!!22 Prolly teh best band in teh world (even better than the band Mozart) BROKE UP TOday and taht bandz name is: BLINK 182 Wehn I heard dis, I wuz really upset cuz deyre muzac has touched me sooooo much. Liek, in they're song FIRST DATE. How many of us were really nervoous and couldnt eat on our first dates rite? Dis band has touched a generatoin (but in a good way) with their potrayll of an entire generation and they generated music dat our generation could identify withh. I WIll neva 4get teh first time I herd "ADAMZ SONG"" on teh radio n decided not 2 kill myself wit an electrical cord and a bathtub full of apple juice....I TRACED THE CORD BACK TO THE WALL AND GUESS WAHT? IT WASNT PLUGGED IN! I TOOK THat as a sign, and stuff. But I ddigress. This journal entry isnt about me. I tis about the best band ever except for the pope! Mark TOM and Travis we will miss you, and maybe you will get to make music agan in heaven. Goodnight, doodz. I hope by 3morrow, teh pain goez away... P.S. mad propz 2 kathleen n jeff
Monday, February 21st, 2005
11:52 pm
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Current Mood: blank
Monday, February 14th, 2005
11:46 pm
TEH DAY OF LUV
VALENTINEZ DAY STARTED LIEK four million yearz ago after teh last dinosaur died (dey got pwn3d by a meteore LOL). ST>Valentien wuz just liek, hangin around drinkin pop wehn every1 in itally was like, "Yo! Val! Dere are lotz of snakes around eating babies*! We need u 2 help us out!" So Saient Valentine wuz like, "OK JUST LETME finish my cheeseburger first." THEN he invented the machinegun and shot all of teh snakes (most of dem were shot in the face)!!!! Every1 wuz liek, "HOLY CRAP U R AWSUM AND R MY HERO!" Den he got to have teh secks with all teh babes in itally. Dis is why on valentinez day every1 has secks and burns snake pinatas. I hope u found dis edjucational.

*Dis is wat the movie Tremors is based on with Kevin Bacon except kevin bacon isnt ST. VALENITIEN.
Friday, February 4th, 2005
12:02 pm
Sextastic

Hey d00dz. I just wanna tell u abotu prolly da best thing 2 cum out of Jersey (except mayb 4 George Washington)....JEFF ALTERED BEASST:

http://www.purevolume.com/jeffalteredbeast

Listen 2 dat song...it is pretti hawt. Newayz peice out n keep rawkin lol!!1

P.S. I wrote teh bio...I tink I have a career in it lolz

Current Mood: Jeff Altered Beast
Tuesday, February 1st, 2005
7:56 pm
The end of Januar
Happi 1irst day of spring every1!!!!1
Monday, January 31st, 2005
7:23 pm
I WANT SOME HUMMICE
Yo doodz. U will neva guess wat happened 2 me. I wuz liek, "Man, I want 2 upd8 my lj. I will do taht." (i thought dis in my hed). Den I go 2 do dat, n it sez::: J00 R unda 13 n cant upd8t w/o a CREDIT CARD. ASS U CAN GUESS, I WUZ LIEK: WTF!!!????? So den I sent dem dis email dat went liek: "Dear LJ DOODZ, I AM TOTALLY OVA 13 N IF U CANT C DAT, DEN DERE IS SUMTIN WRONG WIT UR BRAINZ!" DEY STILL WULD NOT LET ME UPDATE!
Now I have dis new LJ. I wuz so mad I wanted 2 make a xanga, but den my friend wuz liek, 'u r not teh azn." ^-^
He is teh asian, tho, and he haz a xanga. IMO every1 shuld be having teh zanga even if dey r not azn or even asian but whatev. NEway I have a new lj even tho lj sux and dey dont even kno how old any1 is cuz dey are retarded n stuff but whatev cuz no itz all good and i am just chillaxin. PAYCE OUT DOODZ.

Current Mood: bouncy
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